SLT Audition

Auditions: The Pain and the Itch

By Bruce Norris

Audition one

Date: 1 Dec 2024

Time: 10:00 - 12:30

Location: SLT - SE27 9NS

Audition two

Date: 2 Dec 2024

Time: 20:00 - 22:00

Location: SLT - SE27 9NS

The Pain and the Itch is a dark family comedy about class, superficiality and dysfunction. An American family grapples with their own culpability and the limits of their power after their actions cause an unintended death.

The play is an ensemble show, so mostly we are looking for actors who can bring bold character choices and work generously with other actors in the space. The design will be sparse, so the play will be carried by the quality and energy of the performances and should be great fun to be part of!

The cast consists of six adults and one child and the basic casting details are listed below. Additional requirements for all characters, plus monologues for auditions can be found here.

We’ll be seeing people individually, and asking them to perform a short monologue - please use the link above for these. You can choose any one you prefer, and we will certainly not be expecting people to have it memorised by the audition.

Please fill in this form to book an audition slot.

Director: Lloyd Smith

Performances: 25 - 29 Mar 2025

First Rehearsal: 5 Jan 2025

Characters:

Kelly: (Female, 30s) High-powered lawyer who always reads the papers. Worried, organised, somewhat dishonest.

Clay: (Male, 30s) Loving father and house husband. Owns expensive golf clubs. Insecure, romantic, prickly.

Kalina: (Female, early 20s) Nail technician, Vogue subscriber, and Kayla’s favourite person. Buoyant, jealous, sharp.

Cash: (Male, 30s) Successful plastic surgeon and secret Bush voter who enjoys fart jokes. Brash, effective, caring.

Carol: (Female, 50-70) Socialist Party voter. Had chlamydia once. Cloying, laid back, and these days increasingly forgetful.

Mr H: (Male, 30-60) Father of one, whose wife was recently killed. Level-headed, greedy, sparkling wit.

Kayla: (Female, 5) Excitable, disobedient, loving. Kayla will be cast directly from SLT’s Youth Group